Former Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe became famous – especially in Ghana through funny quotes which were attributed to him. The then president was one person who is known for saying whatever is on his mind so though most of the quotes are not really said by him, people use his name for the fun of it.
Here are 20 funny quotes of Mugabe, which can be related to relationship and lifestyle.
1. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real
2. It’s every man’s dream to remove a lady’s pants one day but not when its on a drying line
3. If u are ugly, u are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty coz men don’t walk with X – Rays to see inner beauty
4.Dear ladies if your boyfriends didn’t wish u a happy mother’s day, you should stop breastfeeding them
5. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father
6. Whenever things start going on well in your life, the devil comes along and gives u a girlfriend
7. Women with beauty and no brains, its your private part that suffers the most
8. Some girls of today can’t jog for five minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade
9. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed
10. Dating a slim / slender guy is cool, the only problem is when u are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face
11. All I hear is “NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE”. If that was God’s plan then u would have receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day
12. Its hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor , either a Brazilian innocent women gets mad or a factory in China catches fire
13. Respect pregnant women coz its not easy walking around with the evidence that u have had sex
14. It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it, than a woman to deny him a hole she didn’t drill
15. We are living in a generation where lovers are free to touch each others private parts but cannot touch each others phone.
16. Virginity is the best gift any man would like to receive from his newly wedded wife but these days there is nothing as such coz it will have already been given as Birthday gift, Employment seeking token and Examination High score token
17. If u are a husband and finds your self being interested in a school girl, buy your wife a school uniform
18. Ladies never trust or love a guy who texts you “I MISS U” only when its raining coz u are not an umbrella
19. Keep every part of your towel clean coz the part that cleans your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow
20. If you have attended 200 weddings and u are still single u are not different from a canopy.